rooooooooof
What the !!!!  I feel like something is missing - this is not good.   I am sore,itchy and have an elizabethan collar - I cant lick or scratch myself -why have the done this to me.   I thought mum was taking my collar off - got all excited, no she put drops in my ears which I hate and put collar back.   Next time she tried, I took off at speed, stitches and all - mum and dad cornered me in the garden, why are they doing this to me, well I think it is mum - she is mean, I am not going to be friendly with her - I am going to love Dad more.   I did get yummy chicken for dinner, so not will not eat biscuits, I did not eat yesterday until the evening, I think she put the biscuits in my other food, she is one tricky person!!!
Bloody collar, cant get into spaces, eating my food is like being a vacuum cleaner, collar fits exactly over the bowl - this is just cruel.
I may forgive, but I will not forget!!!!!!!!!

Last night I barked  growledand barked and barked outside, mum and dad do not know what I was barking at, and I am not telling.   I never bark  - but when I do it is a big bark, I think I could be quite scary guard dog - ooops gotta go someone at the door and I need to lick them to death.
Ruff
Charley