Wooooofy

I stayed home by myself all day the other week, I was good, there were only toys on the floor, mum was sooooo happy.

She has bought me a nice new oilskin coat, look like a Southern man now, thank god! I have not made a mess in the house now for 2 weeks, so I deserved a new coat.   Still prefer not to have one at all, but if I must – oh well.

I met a black lab called Mac and he went into the sea water, so I followed him, well mum and his mum were talking for about 30 minutes!   Now I love the sea water and mum tries to stop me sometimes, something about being sub zero whatever that means.   She is really just embarrassed because my legs look like a rat apparently when I am wet – I am just trim.   So how come I can swim in the sea but not get wet from the rain and have to wear a coat???

Someone needs to tell mum that this is what I would like to do.

- Dog food! My favourite thing!
- A car ride! Just ok, depends where we are going!- A walk in the park and beach! My favourite thing!
- Getting rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!
- Lunch! My favourite thing!
- Played in the garden! My favourite thing!
- Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
- Milk Bones! My favourite thing!
 - Go to play ball! My favourite thing!
Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!

We went to the vegetable market and I was so well behaved when other dogs were being naughty that people stopped to talk to dad about me.

Mum went out for a day and when he came home she had a bandage on her wrist, she had to change it cos everytime I saw it I chewed it (that was fun) – she was not impressed though – no fun sometimes.