Woof
I though I was being so smart when I took off at speed along the beach this morning and ran home - mum was not impressed at all, she stayed at the beach looking for me, had to ring Dad who found me at the gate, I think I am pretty clever, crossed the main road in peak hour traffic - what is their problem.
Mum look me in the eye and told me I was naughty!   I gave her my "what have I done I am cute look"
but it did not work, so I snook off and curled and and pretended to be asleep.
  Wow talk about punishment, no breakfast, and then they left me at a strange place - what is happening, please come and get me - I will be good????   Mum said to dad, just you remember if you wander the same thing will happen to you, no food, nuts cut off and no walks on the beach for 10 days, and no licking your bits and pieces, will put a bucket on you head as well, WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?

this is ruff, ruff ruff

Charley