Mum and dad took me to Koroko dam for a walk on Sunday, I played in the water and then found it was a great place for mud. I just dug and dug, it was great. Trouble is mum then put me in the river to wash me off, I liked the mud, smells better than shampoo. Isn't mud good for your face?
Charley's Diary
I went to my new home on 31st March. I was 3 1/2 months old
Tuesday 7 August 2012
Thursday 26 July 2012
Woof ruuuuuffff fff wooof
I have been busy, here there and everywhere, mum and dad took me on holiday to Levin. Grandad has not been well. They have a cool garden, holidays are great.
Mum thinks I could enter the agility section of a dog show. I am really good at weaving in and out of the little posts around the park -mum does not think it is fun though, cos I only do it when I am on a long lead. Mum is quite good at weaving around the posts, but I have to show her how to do it. she grumbles alot.
Wow it was cold on the feet this morning. I swim everymorning, mum never seems over impressed.
The other afternoon it was a cold southerly wind and lots of waves, mum panicked a bit when she kept seeing waves wash over me - coooool (in more ways than one). Mum cant understand why I can swim every morning and night and balk at going out in the rain to pee. I mean would she like to pee in the rain. I hate that swiss ball mum found at the beach, at night it moves around just to annoy me so I bark at it (alot). The other night it was right where I like to pee, so I barked and barked and mum had to go out in the rain and move it, then I went for my pee. More grumbling!!! Still I love my mum.
Rufffy
Mum thinks I could enter the agility section of a dog show. I am really good at weaving in and out of the little posts around the park -mum does not think it is fun though, cos I only do it when I am on a long lead. Mum is quite good at weaving around the posts, but I have to show her how to do it. she grumbles alot.
Wow it was cold on the feet this morning. I swim everymorning, mum never seems over impressed.
The other afternoon it was a cold southerly wind and lots of waves, mum panicked a bit when she kept seeing waves wash over me - coooool (in more ways than one). Mum cant understand why I can swim every morning and night and balk at going out in the rain to pee. I mean would she like to pee in the rain. I hate that swiss ball mum found at the beach, at night it moves around just to annoy me so I bark at it (alot). The other night it was right where I like to pee, so I barked and barked and mum had to go out in the rain and move it, then I went for my pee. More grumbling!!! Still I love my mum.
Rufffy
Monday 9 July 2012
Toilet Paper
Ruffy ruf
Apparently my bro Scott used to get the end of the toilet paper and put in the loo, then flush it and the toilet paper would all unravel into the bowl. Mum could not work out where the paper was going!
I can get the end of the roll and pulll it, but I cant get the endit in the bowl and dont know who to flush it, so I just have to rip into shreds over the hallway, trouble is mum knows its me and where the toilet paper is going - just you wait until I am bigger!!!
Why don't human just do the michael jackson bum walk like us dudes???
Woooof
Charley
Apparently my bro Scott used to get the end of the toilet paper and put in the loo, then flush it and the toilet paper would all unravel into the bowl. Mum could not work out where the paper was going!
I can get the end of the roll and pulll it, but I cant get the endit in the bowl and dont know who to flush it, so I just have to rip into shreds over the hallway, trouble is mum knows its me and where the toilet paper is going - just you wait until I am bigger!!!
Why don't human just do the michael jackson bum walk like us dudes???
Woooof
Charley
Thursday 5 July 2012
Velcroe
Everyone knows velcroe is a big fashion no no, even in doggy land. Mum bought some black (on sale at Warehouse) waterproof velcroe shoes as she reckons they are easier to put on and off in the morning for our walks.
She forgets I am at foot level, soooooooooo embarrassing. Well thank god I am a dedicated follower of fashion and can redesignn anything. The shoes no longer have velcroe, now just slip ons. Her slippers look better now with the piece missing out the front on one - so up there now.
Hey Tula - can I come to your place, I hear you have a doggy shoe paradise and some shoes may need a bit of a fashion update???
Ruff
Gucchi Poochie
Charley
She forgets I am at foot level, soooooooooo embarrassing. Well thank god I am a dedicated follower of fashion and can redesignn anything. The shoes no longer have velcroe, now just slip ons. Her slippers look better now with the piece missing out the front on one - so up there now.
Hey Tula - can I come to your place, I hear you have a doggy shoe paradise and some shoes may need a bit of a fashion update???
Ruff
Gucchi Poochie
Charley
Sunday 1 July 2012
Buuuruffff
Man that petone beach can be cold, I have been for a few swims lately and bit chilly in there. Pity the olds dont come in for a swim with me, would be such fun.
Bob came to visit me yesterday, we chased around and around and had fun fights for about an hour and then went for a walk on the beach, I was a wee bit knackered after that, slept well, but had dreams, mums said I was talking in my sleep, I cant remember, must have been dreams about Bob. He is a bit bigger than me.
I HATE bumble bees, I am scared to go outside on the hot days now, so mum thinks I am turning into a vampire, as I go out on the deck and garden a lot at night. Dont tell her it is just those damn bees.
I think it would be cool to be a vampire dog - wonder if I could fly like a bat if I flap my ears enough, they are sooooo long now.
Ruff
Charley
Man that petone beach can be cold, I have been for a few swims lately and bit chilly in there. Pity the olds dont come in for a swim with me, would be such fun.
Bob came to visit me yesterday, we chased around and around and had fun fights for about an hour and then went for a walk on the beach, I was a wee bit knackered after that, slept well, but had dreams, mums said I was talking in my sleep, I cant remember, must have been dreams about Bob. He is a bit bigger than me.
I HATE bumble bees, I am scared to go outside on the hot days now, so mum thinks I am turning into a vampire, as I go out on the deck and garden a lot at night. Dont tell her it is just those damn bees.
I think it would be cool to be a vampire dog - wonder if I could fly like a bat if I flap my ears enough, they are sooooo long now.
Ruff
Charley
Thursday 21 June 2012
ruuff
Today we went for our walk on the beach, what a beautiful morning. Though mum was not too impressed with me crossing in peak hour traffic on pedestrian crossing and trying to have a poop.
She started dragging me across while I carried on. She was sooooo embarrassed - and - she did not stop to pick it up, probably in someones garage floor by now or splatted on the rims.
Mum found a swiss ball on the beach, yes a blown up swiss ball, so she thought she would take it home as a joke and say to dad "Charley found a ball at the beach" and then he would see the size of it.
She did not anticipate crossing (yes the same crossing) with small dog on lead and huge swiss ball in the other. People must have thought :
a) wow that dog is fantastic can chase that size ball
b) what lunatic carries that size ball to the beach for the dog!
c) So she does her swiss ball exercises on the beach in the dark at 6.45am
d) How does the dog return the ball after fetching.
e) Crazy person - now I've seen it all
rufff rufff rufff woof
Today we went for our walk on the beach, what a beautiful morning. Though mum was not too impressed with me crossing in peak hour traffic on pedestrian crossing and trying to have a poop.
She started dragging me across while I carried on. She was sooooo embarrassed - and - she did not stop to pick it up, probably in someones garage floor by now or splatted on the rims.
Mum found a swiss ball on the beach, yes a blown up swiss ball, so she thought she would take it home as a joke and say to dad "Charley found a ball at the beach" and then he would see the size of it.
She did not anticipate crossing (yes the same crossing) with small dog on lead and huge swiss ball in the other. People must have thought :
a) wow that dog is fantastic can chase that size ball
b) what lunatic carries that size ball to the beach for the dog!
c) So she does her swiss ball exercises on the beach in the dark at 6.45am
d) How does the dog return the ball after fetching.
e) Crazy person - now I've seen it all
rufff rufff rufff woof
Tuesday 19 June 2012
Bumble Bees (in Polish - Bonk)
Mum cant believe I have been stung by another bee. I went onto bean bag on deck when Dad got home and ran screaming under their bed. The bee was still on me, it stung my leg. Mum says how come I have had two bee stings in my 6 months life and she has never had one in her 21 years of life??
Mum found the bee when she went to bed it was still buzzing around under the bed, she thought they died have they had stung, she put a tissue over it and told Dad to deal with it!
I was a bit scared to sleep on the floor of the bedroom,I was in the lounge - mum took me to my bed and I begged to get on theirs.
Woooooooof
Mum cant believe I have been stung by another bee. I went onto bean bag on deck when Dad got home and ran screaming under their bed. The bee was still on me, it stung my leg. Mum says how come I have had two bee stings in my 6 months life and she has never had one in her 21 years of life??
Mum found the bee when she went to bed it was still buzzing around under the bed, she thought they died have they had stung, she put a tissue over it and told Dad to deal with it!
I was a bit scared to sleep on the floor of the bedroom,I was in the lounge - mum took me to my bed and I begged to get on theirs.
Woooooooof
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