Ruff Woof Ruff
I am going to enter NZ's got talent.  I can make a round ball into a cube (with one side missing).  Mum thinks I am amazing - a perfect cube - she cant understand how I get the corners, and I am not telling my secrets otherwise she might try and do it!
I played with a dog called Pepe on the beach last night - who calls a boy pepe, poor thing, did think it was a girl when I first saw him, but what would I know, mum chopped off my testerone supply.
I am behaving pretty well now apparently, though mum was none to pleased when I got wet  playing in dirty puddles, made me laugh so I kept finding puddles down by the river, got myself all wet and dirty, trouble is mum took me home and "gave me another bath!"
woofy ruf