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Today we went for our walk on the beach, what a beautiful morning.  Though mum was not too impressed with me crossing in peak hour traffic on pedestrian crossing and trying to have a poop.
She started dragging me across while I carried on.  She was sooooo embarrassed - and - she did not stop to pick it up, probably in someones garage floor by now or splatted on the rims.
Mum found a swiss ball on the beach, yes a blown up swiss ball, so she thought she would take it home as a joke and say to dad "Charley found a ball at the beach" and then he would see the size of it.
She did not anticipate crossing (yes the same crossing) with small dog on lead and huge swiss ball in the other.   People must have thought :
a) wow that dog is fantastic can chase that size ball
b) what lunatic carries that size ball to the beach for the dog!
c) So she does her swiss ball exercises on the beach in the dark at 6.45am
d) How does the dog return the ball after fetching.
e) Crazy person - now I've seen it all

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Bumble Bees (in Polish - Bonk)

Mum cant believe I have been stung by another bee.  I went onto bean bag on deck when Dad got home and ran screaming under their bed.  The bee was still on me, it stung my leg.   Mum says how come I have had two bee stings in my 6 months life and she has never had one in her 21 years of life??

Mum found the bee when she went to bed it was still buzzing around under the bed, she thought they died have they had stung, she put a tissue over it and told Dad to deal with it!

I was a bit scared to sleep on the floor of the bedroom,I was in the lounge - mum took me to my bed and I begged to get on theirs.

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Round and round the mulberry bush, tail was wagging so fast. Mum had me on a long lead and I shot off and ran around a big pohutukawa tree, so she had to run round to catch up to pull in the lead, so I kept running, she kept running -  so round and round and round we went until she finally got close enough to pull in the lead.

Dad snook into the room with a scary mask on, I barked and barked and growled and barked and then hid behind mums legs.
Mum then came back in with a blonde curly thing on her head, I jumped on her when she sat down and pulled it off, she put it back, so I pulled if off.  She put it on Dad - I just left it, think it suited him.   Mum is too old to look like Marilyn Munro!!!

The weather is cold enough at the beach  to freeze the ............ oh that's right I dont have any anymore!!!!!!!!

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Charley (good job my name is spelt this way, could be a boy or girls  name!!!)

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I am going to enter NZ's got talent.  I can make a round ball into a cube (with one side missing).  Mum thinks I am amazing - a perfect cube - she cant understand how I get the corners, and I am not telling my secrets otherwise she might try and do it!
I played with a dog called Pepe on the beach last night - who calls a boy pepe, poor thing, did think it was a girl when I first saw him, but what would I know, mum chopped off my testerone supply.
I am behaving pretty well now apparently, though mum was none to pleased when I got wet  playing in dirty puddles, made me laugh so I kept finding puddles down by the river, got myself all wet and dirty, trouble is mum took me home and "gave me another bath!"
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Woofy
I love mum again now, she has taken the collar off and warned me not to pull out the stitches and I am being good.   I feel so much more happier now, Dad thinks I am going to be a good guard dog, I have a deep growl and bark and sit by the door alot now.   Really I am just looking for cats, in particular the one that dares to sleep on the deck at night.   Don't tell Dad!   I love chicken, I love chicken more than anything else, even steak!.

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Charley

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What the !!!!  I feel like something is missing - this is not good.   I am sore,itchy and have an elizabethan collar - I cant lick or scratch myself -why have the done this to me.   I thought mum was taking my collar off - got all excited, no she put drops in my ears which I hate and put collar back.   Next time she tried, I took off at speed, stitches and all - mum and dad cornered me in the garden, why are they doing this to me, well I think it is mum - she is mean, I am not going to be friendly with her - I am going to love Dad more.   I did get yummy chicken for dinner, so not will not eat biscuits, I did not eat yesterday until the evening, I think she put the biscuits in my other food, she is one tricky person!!!
Bloody collar, cant get into spaces, eating my food is like being a vacuum cleaner, collar fits exactly over the bowl - this is just cruel.
I may forgive, but I will not forget!!!!!!!!!

Last night I barked  growledand barked and barked outside, mum and dad do not know what I was barking at, and I am not telling.   I never bark  - but when I do it is a big bark, I think I could be quite scary guard dog - ooops gotta go someone at the door and I need to lick them to death.
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Charley