Woof ruff
I love chasing ducks, I chased some and ended up in the river, mum took me home and washed me, the river was not very clean.  
Mum and Dad went out last night and left me in the car, are they allowed to do that, at the pub in Khandallah drinking and probably gambling!  I think CYFS should be informed, next they will leave me in the carpark at the Casinos.  They did leave me on a nice blankie and some nice chewies though. but still ........
So I whimpered on the way home, until Dad gave in and put me in the front seat with me and when we got home mum gave me some chicken - tooooooo easy!

We are going to good behaviour classes tonight, whatever ! as if I need them.  They may live to regret it.
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Charley