Bob is no longer coming to fight play with me. Never mind I found something else to fight  play with – see photo.  Dad has put in a dog door, soooo funny, mum and dad standing outside the door on a cold morning when they first got up and me laying on my back inside the door – boy was my tail wagging.   I am being quite good though, went out by myself for a pee the other night.  They were so proud of me, so I decided to be even more good and got in and out of the car by myself.

But, mum got me back she did not buy me a Christian Diog raincoat, she was serious I got a $3 Uncle bills one.  Huh.  Ruuuuuufffff

I was on mum and dads bed last night, so mum started the psychological warfare, silly her, she lay on my bed I just looked the other way, she made dad lay there as well, closed my eyes and ignored them – they turfed me off though, back to the floor! 

Woooof
I went for a swin yesterday, I can swim and bring back the stick they keep throwing in, not sure what it is all about, I bring it back and they throw it in again.  Bob and his mum and dad came around and we when the stream.  Bob does not really like the water as much.  We saw a big aerdale dog and I heard my mum saying that would be her next dog, traitor!  And we do not look like rats when wet, how mean, I peed on the floor when we got home, huh!

Bob and Charlie (soggy doggies)

Ruffffff woof ruff
I went for lots of walks on the beach in the weekend and played with the big boys and girls.
Stevies (cavoodle) mum had us for a bbq and she gave me Steves big long stuffed snake that he does not like.   I took it home, attacked it until it was submisive and hid it under the bed.  Mum and dad went out for 5 minutes last night, I was not happy so I peed on the floor- ooops!  I like cat toys, I have a little ball with a bell and it I take into the kitchen I can pat it against the walls, it is soooo much fun to chase.  Stevie does poos that are like little statues or kind of like a Mr Whippy icecream, they are quite cool!

Wooooooof

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Mum and Dad took me to good behaviour classes,  - well I showed them. I was laid back and pretty much uninterested in the other dogs jumping and barking.   I did most things and everyone loved me - I lay on my back and looked cute while the teacher was talking. At the end she said to teach us some tricks as well and talked about shaking hands (paws) and a lady in the class said "Charley is so laid back he should be taught the peace sign instead of a shake" Whatever!!!!  I slept on a pillow on the floor beside Dad last night, I was a good boy - maybe they will take away the crate.It was mum and dads wedding anniversay last night - I like pizza!
Tula sent mum a message - good job someone cares about me being left in car at the pub.

You are number 1 on SYFS and SPCA list for being such wayward parents………………………

Leon and I might need to do an intervention and become Charleys foster parents until you two sort yourself out.   Tula is my bestie!.

Wooof
Charley

Woof ruff
I love chasing ducks, I chased some and ended up in the river, mum took me home and washed me, the river was not very clean.  
Mum and Dad went out last night and left me in the car, are they allowed to do that, at the pub in Khandallah drinking and probably gambling!  I think CYFS should be informed, next they will leave me in the carpark at the Casinos.  They did leave me on a nice blankie and some nice chewies though. but still ........
So I whimpered on the way home, until Dad gave in and put me in the front seat with me and when we got home mum gave me some chicken - tooooooo easy!

We are going to good behaviour classes tonight, whatever ! as if I need them.  They may live to regret it.
Rufffffff
Charley

My crate in now in mum and dads room, I was so excited I would not get out of the crate in case they moved it, trouble is mum is coughing at night, soooo annoying. Mum bought home a yellow monkey from work and Bob and I had a big fight over it, once Bob was gone I was not interested in it, I just wanted to growl and fight.   I am starting good behaviour classes tomorrow, hope mum and dad are not wasting their money!  I dont know why they are taking me, I am a good boy.

Charley your uncle Graham says have you tried pooh-ing on the BBQ yet. Make them look like sausages or meat balls!

Ask Dad when you are going out fishing!

rufffff!

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Charley's BlogApr 15, 2012 01:27 PM
Hi Uncle Graham
Let mum know when you are coming for BBQ and I will prepare both sausages and meat balls! I heard Dad talking about fishing, it sounds scary, I saw the lotto dog and it did not look like fun. Mum does not think it is real, cos how come they had a lotto ticket but the ticket went overboard on the otherside of the world!

Wooooof

I now have a blog site – still needs some work to make it dodgy doggy though.

http://charleyinpetone.blogspot.com/2012/04/charley.html

Not too sure about these cool mornings and having to pee outside, a bit icy around the nether regions.  Mum gave me some cooked mince last night – was yum, so I decided not to eat my dried food, thought she would give in and give me some more nice stuff, she didn’t – I am going to work on my sad look more, tried sulking for a while, that did not work either. 

Ruffffffffff

Charley

Wooooof

I don’t like this wet weather, mum is muttering again, something about going to be a long winter and why is a wet dog the most affectionate creature in the world.  It was my turn to laugh (we dogs laugh with our tails you know).

When properly trained,  mum  can be my best friend I think.  I think mum is just an elongated and cunning dog.

Bob and I chewed a big hole in the blue tarp she put on the deck which we pee on!  Mum called to Dad, ‘do you know what they have done now” and dad said “I don’t want to know’ – huh

Ruff ruff

Charley

Roooooof

I got stung by a bee yesterday, it attached to  my chest and would not get off, I starting yelping and running and Dad had to come out and save me.   Bob trod on a bee the day before.  I don’t like bees.

I love scraping my teeth on paua shells, mum told dad that maybe I could become a paua polisher and he could make some jewellery.

I rolled over and fell off the couch last night and mum just laughed – no sympathy – I think she has a mean streak.

I am peeing straight away when taken outside, eating my breakfast without mucking around – mum thinks I am being good and getting better – little does she know – I am giving her a false sense of security – well she shouldn’t laugh at me!.

Woof

Charley

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Woof, I think I have a blog site.   Not sure about how it works

Charley says  (02/04)   (thanking friend for personalized jars full of treats.

Thank you very much for my treats, I love them and I got  home I chewed through half of my one I started and then I buried it under the pillow on my bed, I dug up the pillow like crazy and now it is hidden from my parents.   I don’t think they know what I have done  ruff rufff

(03/04)

Mum said I had to share a bone treat with Bob, I am not happy, I will get it off him.   Mum was quite excited this morning because I barked a couple of times (the things that amuse some people aye?).  Bob and I have dug a big hole in the corner where Dad put the soil for grass.   I am starting to like my own space and mum is a bit peeved that I won’t sit on her knee all night.  I like to be in range but – I am a boy – I need some space man.  Bob is the same, well that is what I heard Bobs dad telling mum.

Ruff Ruff

Charley

04/04

Mum got her new camera, driving me crazy taking photos.   Mum found my chewy bone so I ran off with it, she knows its in the bedroom somewhere, just can find it.   Dad put some wood in front of where Bob and I dig – I think he thinks we are tunneling out, so we just started another big hole.

Bobs parents give him corn to eat, now mum can identify our poos.   We can also get washing off the line.  Mum found out this morning I had chewed the top of the watering system, I tried to do it the other day, and Dad turned the water on.   I just waited till they were out – he doesn’t know yet!

Might lay low for a while.

Ruff

Charley

Mums friend Jeanette has suggested she start Sherlock Hounds Inc. springs forth to identify corn smelling poops.

Bob and I had fun yesterday, we ripped papers to shreds, got the AA magazine still in plastic and ripped it apart,pooped and weed everywhere, mum was muttering – who is God – hear that name alot?

We went for a walk last night to the beach at 9.30pm – I mean who walks at that time, so I did not poo or wee and waited till we got back and peed on the deck, wonder if they get the message.

Mum went to take me out this morning and I broke loose and ran to bedroom, she was muttering something about being faster than John Walker and the 3 minute mile.   Mum does a lot of muttering.

Woof

Charley

Ps Bob had corn yesterday.

I had a word to Jeanette I  want to know “as winter approaches will my wardrobe be increasing. I would like Mum to go to Kirks to the 'Haute Canine Couture' section and look for either a Pierre Cardog coat or a Christian Diog. Please 'None of those homemade jumpers down to the ground that inhibits taking off when the spirit gets that let's rip feeling'…….

Mum is certainly going to have her hands full…but I think this is Bob's influence, he's a naughty bugger leading me on.”  (thanks J for translating)

Mum said, “you’ll be lucky – you might get a plastic rain coat from Uncle Bills ($3)” – she can be quite mean.

I have dug a long hold beside the shed, I can now lay in it, I don’t think they can see me when I lay in it.

Met Grandma and Grandad , uncle  Graham and auntie Bernie in the weekend, I did my cute butter would not melt in my mouth act.   Toooooo easy!

Ps I am working on getting  my own blog site.