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I have been busy, here there and everywhere, mum and dad took me on holiday to Levin.  Grandad has not been well.  They have a cool garden, holidays are great.
Mum thinks I could enter the agility section of a dog show.   I am really good at weaving in and out of the little posts around the park -mum does not think it is fun though, cos I only do it when I am on a long lead.  Mum is quite good at weaving around the posts, but I have to show her how to do it. she grumbles alot.
Wow it was cold on the feet this morning.    I swim everymorning, mum never seems over impressed.
The other afternoon it was a cold southerly wind and lots of waves, mum panicked a bit when she kept seeing waves wash over me  - coooool (in more ways than one).   Mum cant understand why I can swim every morning and night and balk at going out in the rain to pee.   I mean would she like to pee in the rain.   I hate that swiss ball mum found at the beach, at night it moves around just to annoy me so I bark at it (alot).  The other night it was right where I like to pee, so I barked and barked and mum had to go out in the rain and move it, then I went for my pee. More grumbling!!!   Still I love my mum.
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Toilet Paper

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Apparently my bro Scott  used to get the end of the toilet paper and put in the loo, then flush it and the toilet paper would all unravel into the bowl.  Mum could not work out where the paper was going!

I can get the end of the roll and pulll it, but I cant get the endit  in the bowl and dont know who to flush it, so I just have to rip into shreds over the hallway, trouble is mum knows its me and where the toilet paper is going - just you wait until I am bigger!!!

Why don't human just do the michael jackson bum walk like us dudes???

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Charley

Velcroe

Everyone knows velcroe is a big fashion no no, even in doggy land.   Mum bought some black (on sale at Warehouse) waterproof velcroe shoes as she reckons they are easier to put on and off in the morning for our walks.
She forgets I am at foot level, soooooooooo embarrassing.   Well thank god I am a dedicated follower of fashion and can redesignn anything.   The shoes no longer have velcroe, now just slip ons.  Her slippers look better now with the piece missing out the front on one - so up there now.
Hey Tula - can I come to your place, I hear you have a doggy shoe paradise and some shoes may need a bit of a fashion update???

Ruff
Gucchi Poochie
Charley

Buuuruffff
Man that petone beach can be cold, I have been for a few swims lately and bit chilly in there.  Pity the olds dont come in for a swim with me, would be such fun.
Bob came to visit me yesterday, we chased around and around and had fun fights for about an hour and then went for a walk on the beach, I was a wee bit knackered after that, slept well, but had dreams, mums said I was talking in my sleep, I cant remember, must have been dreams about Bob.  He is a bit bigger than me.
I HATE bumble bees, I am scared to go outside on the hot days now, so mum thinks I am turning into a vampire, as I go out on the deck and garden a lot at night.    Dont tell her it is just those damn bees.
I think it would be cool to be a vampire dog - wonder if I could fly like a bat if I flap my ears enough, they are sooooo long now.
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Charley